Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!