The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to get really mad.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to understand women!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!