Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!