The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to make any girl hate you

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to see through bones.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to be born.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to ?-1.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!