The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!