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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!