The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to see through glass

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to shit dirt!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to like any show

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!