The power to change your emotions

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to smell poop

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!