The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to turn wine into water

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A healing punch

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Immunity to medication

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to bleed

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!