The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power of bullet atraction

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to die at will

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!