The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to like any show

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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Find Waldo

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to see air

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!