The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to get STD's

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Aweonao

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The power to be a normal person

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!