The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

thumb_up thumb_down -9

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to live through torture.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

The Power to believe you have superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down -55

The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

The power to create nothing out of nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +158

The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

the power to have no one read this post

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to silence explosions.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to see through water

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

the power to die at will

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to piss with REALLY high force.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to spell backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

to spelle caretly

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!