The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to sweat acid.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!