the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!