The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to be a human

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!