The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to pee ants.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The Power of cheese

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!