the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to make elton john gay

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to look TV

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to microwave bread

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to die on command

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!