The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to become retarded

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!