the power to have no one read this post

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The power to see through water

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the power to die at will

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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to spelle caretly

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the power to make elton john gay

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to look TV

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!