The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!