The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power life like a hermit.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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to make asians smart

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!