the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to shed hair

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to see through glass

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!