- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

The power to cook bad meals.

the power to youtube poop

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

the super power to remove your super power

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

captain obvious

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Pointless Super Powers