The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the power to fly for a second

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the power to get STD's

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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being able to blow up and die

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!