The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!