The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to snore.

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The power to see John Cena.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!