the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to fart mace

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to clean

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to see the present.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!