An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to summon earthworms

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!