The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!