The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!