The power to think of a funny power

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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to be shitty

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!