the power to remember th...

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to think.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!