The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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Endless falling....

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!