the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!