The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!