The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to die at will

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to sexually attract whales

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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KeemStar

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!