The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to write about power.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!