The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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NMR Vision

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!