The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!