the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to create another human

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to get older every second

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!