Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to think.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!