The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to be born.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!