The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power spite flower

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to have a small penis

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!