The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!