The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to poke

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!