The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to do nothing/

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The power of exact change

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!