the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!