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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.
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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.
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The ability to shrink your penis
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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.
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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals
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power to be an alcohoic
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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)
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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.
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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well
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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama
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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.
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The power to speak braille
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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.
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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!
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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD
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The power spite flower
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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.
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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.
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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see
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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man
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The ability to breathe automatically
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The power to have no powers!
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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building
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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!