The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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power to be an alcohoic

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!