The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!