The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!