To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

The power to...lick you're nose

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to transform into yourself

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

The power to fall unconscious at will.

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The Power of cheese

Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!