The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to die at will

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!