The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!