The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to hear morse code.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to win the crying game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!