the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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Balls.

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power to have no power at all

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to shit out of your nose

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!